I Guess It Wasn’t Meant To Be…

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   Girl on the train is explaining her atheism to her agnostic friend. One is holding a bottle of liquor & the other a 2 lt bottle of Coke.

   Jerry

   December 16, 2011 10:55:18 PM EST

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   (To guy who may be their friend): “If you ever want to have a baby, I’ll be your surrogate.” Wasnt joking.

   Jerry

   December 16, 2011 10:58:04 PM EST

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   (loud enough to where everyone on the train can hear): “My kid is my entire life right now.” Right afterward she takes a swig.

   Jerry

   December 16, 2011 10:59:57 PM EST

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4. At this point, whatever little guilt I had for eavesdropping and twittering went away. I think that on some level, people like her who get really loud and obnoxious in public places want people like me to broadcast their actions to all their spambot followers because they want all the attention they can get.
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   I don’t know why but I kinda believe her.

   Jerry

   December 16, 2011 11:00:28 PM EST

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   (to random guy who just got on and sat across from her): “Want a shot? C’mon it’s Friday night!” Seriously considering moving closer now.

   Jerry

   December 16, 2011 11:02:22 PM EST

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   (to same guy, really loud): “Do you want to go with us to a gay bar? We’re going because I’m a lesbian!” I think I might be in love.

   Jerry

   December 16, 2011 11:04:14 PM EST

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   “I have a big butt!!!” <3 <3 <3

   Jerry

   December 16, 2011 11:07:14 PM EST

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   She just got off RT @Anaram_23: @jerryxthree good story, keep listening

   Jerry

   December 16, 2011 11:08:25 PM EST

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10. I actually got off at the same stop to transfer to another line, and obviously I was hoping that she’d do the same, but, alas, it was not meant to be. And to make matters worse, I ended up getting on the wrong train, but I guess that’s what happens when your heart is still aflutter from encountering a single(?) mom who may or may not believe in God, drinks on the train, and is also a lesbian. Oh, and who has a big butt. Can’t forget about that!