Jerry’s 2011 Year In Review
JANUARY
Can’t really remember what happened in Jan.
OH WAIT.
I visited Chicago for the first time. Neither one of us would be the same after I left.
(Ok, well maybe Chicago stayed the same.)
(OR IS IT TOO SOON TO TELL?)
(It’s probably not.)
FEBRUARY
Can’t really remembered what happened in Feb. either.
OH WAIT.
I got laid off! This was actually pretty awesome because I kinda hated my job and it directly lead to me meeting my MVP of 2011: funemployment!
MARCH – AUGUST
Look for work. Daydream about Chicago. Surf the web for hours on end. Daydream about Chicago some more. Write. Netflix. Wash. Daydream about Chicago. Repeat.
SEPTEMBER
Went to Chicago, Vegas, & Mexico. I’m pretty sure the only other people who go to all three of those places in the same month are businessmen and high-class, bilingual escorts.
OCTOBER
Oh, I just sold my car, packed my bags, and moved to Chicago. You know, nothing important or life changing or awesome.
I’m just kidding! IT WAS TOTALLY IMPORTANT AND LIFE CHANGING AND AWESOME.
NOVEMBER
I cleaned a bathtub for the first time and I hope I have to never do anything that disgusting ever again.
DECEMBER
Went back to Houston for the holidays and came back to Chicago for the chuckles.
All in all, I’d have to say 2011 was… aw, fuck it, who cares? It’s 2012 now and has been for 14 days now. So here’s to a slightly better than average year everybody.
